cigarettes and chocolate milk

these are just a couple of my cravings.
everything i seem to like is a little bit deadly a little bit crappy forrr me.

okay so i kinda forgot the words... my bad
well i am here to confess my new addiction. i hear say confession is the first step to recovery...
well see
recently i have gone on a diet consisting completely of 89 cent chicken burrittos and a bowl or two (at least) of birthday cake ice cream, delecious style. eh?
while id like to give all other food groups out there a fair chance, none can compare to these saintly relics of flavorsome goodness.I politely apologize to all other groups and/ or types of food and pastry. Your makers just werent intuitive enough. Better luck next time.

green luggage and cars

im trying.

zebra shirts and red skirts

try and sathat one three times fast!!
oayso that wasn't to hard actually...
lets try for 12 times fast then!!! eh? gotcha didn't i?
:D
i have a baby.
her name is lily and she has purple eyes and tends to cry
and shes heaavvvyyy!!!!!
im glad im not having kids anytime soon just so i dont have to lug them around!!! when i do have kids i will for darn sure have a strong hubby to carry those things around1!!!!well thats all.
goodnight.

comfy critters

so, my cat just came and streched out on the legnth of my leg, and fell asleep. Only one of them. I feel like a criminal. i would like to roll over or perhaps take a sip of water but im afraid of the evil glares ill get when he wakes up.
im intimidated.
but i painted cacti today so that makes everything okay.

update?

eh in guess
so, life?
plain amazing.
friends?
even better.
him?
the best.
worries?
small in comparison
and to top it off my walkwith god has hit an all time high.
overall?
blissfully happy

thanks for asking
oh yea, thats right, you didnt
well anyways
love love love
jordan!

some people are just plain amusing

i wonder how people become funny.
like what makes people think of things... is their mind just more unusual? is it natural? or do they work feverishly at their hilariosity?
well anyways heres an article i found:
check it here also, http://www.urlesque.com/2008/11/07/broke-man-tries-paying-bill-with-a-picture-of-a-spider/

okay it woldnt copy and paste so just click the link.it was definatly worht m time :D

Long time no blog

so it's been awhile and for those adults who read this to make sure my life is going well, i am sincerily sorry for giving you no reassurance. Fear not, i am still as sane as ever and have not fallen off the face of the earth.... which is not possible. ive only fallen solidly on the earth :D

so things have been going good... no complaints.
oh but today i learned that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds (Beatles song duh) like stands for drugs.... (lsd or something like that idk)which must explain why their songs are always so wonderfully careless and free minded. because at the time they were writing they were stoned! what an example!
im boring
i have nothing to write about, how sad

well ily!
jordan