Rednecks and burritos

So today went well.
i joined my family at the races, and daniel came along! it was great. Travis had his first turn at racing. He was pretty darn good at it until that mean wall jumped out in front of him 15 laps in. Not his fault though. That #5 better watch his bumper next time though. Our family knows how to hold a grudge. Anyways i drove home early and amazingly didnt get lost!!!! ohhh i know youre proud right?!?! Well wipe that pride off your face because after i got home i went to get the kids some food and well couldnt make it home without some assistance...
Ollie, poor sweet thing she is. got tempermental with me and overheated. So for awhile i hung out on McDonalds parking lot eating my 89 cent chicken burrito happily. when i ran out of food i tryed calling every cell in the back pocket of my family and of course noone awnsers but my trusty, then drunk, and probably still is brudder william (pronounced wil-ham, low emphasis on the h) That lead to jessica doing a little shoeless racing of her own to save me from the ghetto dubbed micky d's. She's a superhero. I feel like i should've bee more freaked out that i was. I just sat on the curb telling ollie it's okay, we all get down sometimes. And i still love her nonetheless. A mother could never be mad at her own child, even when her fits are inconvieniant. I mean there was taco bell getting cold in the passengers seat! Anyways i was rescued, jessica burned her hand, but heroically, and the Mcdonalds man gave a huge hand of help! Thank you Mcdonalds man whoever you are!!!! i shouldve read his silver nameplate... Jess was concerned that he may be offended when i told him god bless you if he was a different religion but i think it was okay. He was my blessing for the night.
How about you take a moment to count yours, big and small.
:D
love, love, love
jordan