Tuesday, March 2, 2010

papers & pirates

So Mrs Parris has enlisted her A.P. english troops to write papers elaborating what rhetorical devices Martin Luther King Jr. used in his "I Have a Dream" speech to get across his point that black people are just as rad as white people. Well, i don't want to do that. So, instead i intend to write a paper on the reason pirates would defeat zombies in King's point of view. Enjoy.

Jordan Owens, 3rd, Parris
King's Influence on the Pirate Society of Arrlington
(refer to facebook picture w/ same caption)

On the great day ofAugust 28, 1968 Martin Luther King Jr. (as opposed to his father mr. sr.) made a speech in washington D.C, the captital of the hypocritical lazy zombie Americans (No not you Mrs. Parris; even though you were probably alive). In his speech he emphasized in pirate terms the importance of weapons of national destruction to blow the heads off of all half living creatures (aka zombie) since thats the only way to exterminate them, as well as educational advances and health care. But really just moreso blowing heads off zombies with a sprinkle of the other boring stuff. Anyways, King had a dream of a land without zombies and strongly felt the pirate society of arrlington could single handedly take out the problem; but must wear striped head wraps for precaution. Also, King really wanted a bell to ring everywhere so he took advantage of that dead guys memorial to ask everyone for on. Preferably one those Coloradions will hear from way over in Vermont. Really King was just paid offby the German Nazi's to distract American zombies while they built another wall or decided to kill off someone else, or something like that. In conclusion, my dad watches the tv too loud.


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1 comment:

mama said...

You have lost ur mind!! I believe u need to be catching up.on ur sleep... Ily, mama